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All Dogs Go To Heaven Where They Are Trained To Be Guerilla Warriors In #boycottnick: The Comedy
Posted on 2009.07.03 at 13:28
And so it was that into the classroom of 25 students that changed the rules of our engagement with Nickelodeon, giving us the advantage, FTV 370 Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman University, a child was born.
A girl.
Kiela.
The girl who would become the reason for and the face of #boycottnick.
Further clues now present themselves, but only if you pay attention to the dogs.
#boycottnick is a dog story.
Three dead dogs in recent days.
All from the same Twitter class:
FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009, Chapman University, Room 206, Knotts Scary Studios.
The class that launched #boycottnick.
Dead dogs.
Three.
The Magic Number.
Three Dead Dogs From Same Small Sample At Same Time = Message From Above.
The three dead dogs.
Nicky Sue.
Beloved best friend of Michelle Cook, @meeshlynne on Twitter, and founder of The Mothers Against Nickelodeon. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. First of the three dogs to take her place upstairs.
Nicky Sue:
Cammie dog.
Beloved best friend of Lauren Pearce, @LAPearce on Twitter. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. Lauren earned highest score in Internet Communications Spring 2009. Lauren taught TweetDeck to the class. We would have recorded her grade as A+, but Chapman doesn't permit that. Cammie: Second dog to fall.
Cammie dog:
B.
Beloved best friend of Janelle Maluenda, @janellemaluenda on Twitter and founder of The Mothers Against Nickelodeon. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. Janelle's new-born daughter Kiela is the mascot of #botcottnick. B knows her job is to protect her young charge Kiela. Last dog down:
B:
Why did three dogs from Kiela's mommy's Internet Communications class, the class that launched Nickelodeon's Waterloo, die together?
1. Get attention.
2. Make a point.
3. The point:
Three dogs and a baby.
Baby comes.
Three dogs go.
What's your theory?
Nicky Sue, Cammie, and B
Serving ever faithfully
#boycottnick's a demarketing plan
Implemented by The M.A.N.
The Mothers Against Nickelodeon.
The M.A.N.
An acronym.
Dog.
An anagram.
Dog is the messenger for his own anagram.
Clever, no?
The message:
Kiela.
#boycottnick.
Kiela's the reason three dogs were dispatched to higher grounds just now.
Kiela.
Do the math.
Run the numbers.
It all adds up.
Three dogs and a baby.
#boycottnick.
With Love and Paws and Forever Fun,
Nicky Sue
Cammie
B
A girl.
Kiela.
The girl who would become the reason for and the face of #boycottnick.
Further clues now present themselves, but only if you pay attention to the dogs.
#boycottnick is a dog story.
Three dead dogs in recent days.
All from the same Twitter class:
FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009, Chapman University, Room 206, Knotts Scary Studios.
The class that launched #boycottnick.
Dead dogs.
Three.
The Magic Number.
Three Dead Dogs From Same Small Sample At Same Time = Message From Above.
The three dead dogs.
Nicky Sue.
Beloved best friend of Michelle Cook, @meeshlynne on Twitter, and founder of The Mothers Against Nickelodeon. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. First of the three dogs to take her place upstairs.
Nicky Sue:
Cammie dog.
Beloved best friend of Lauren Pearce, @LAPearce on Twitter. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. Lauren earned highest score in Internet Communications Spring 2009. Lauren taught TweetDeck to the class. We would have recorded her grade as A+, but Chapman doesn't permit that. Cammie: Second dog to fall.
Cammie dog:
B.
Beloved best friend of Janelle Maluenda, @janellemaluenda on Twitter and founder of The Mothers Against Nickelodeon. FTV 370, Internet Communications, Spring 2009 at Chapman. Janelle's new-born daughter Kiela is the mascot of #botcottnick. B knows her job is to protect her young charge Kiela. Last dog down:
B:
Why did three dogs from Kiela's mommy's Internet Communications class, the class that launched Nickelodeon's Waterloo, die together?
1. Get attention.
2. Make a point.
3. The point:
Three dogs and a baby.
Baby comes.
Three dogs go.
What's your theory?
Nicky Sue, Cammie, and B
Serving ever faithfully
#boycottnick's a demarketing plan
Implemented by The M.A.N.
The Mothers Against Nickelodeon.
The M.A.N.
An acronym.
Dog.
An anagram.
Dog is the messenger for his own anagram.
Clever, no?
The message:
Kiela.
#boycottnick.
Kiela's the reason three dogs were dispatched to higher grounds just now.
Kiela.
Do the math.
Run the numbers.
It all adds up.
Three dogs and a baby.
#boycottnick.
With Love and Paws and Forever Fun,
Nicky Sue
Cammie
B